You get a report. You keep it.

We look at your shop from the outside, the way a customer does. No login, no call, no obligation. Then we write down what we found. Read a real one first.

What we look at

Why any of this matters.

What the report says

Every finding is written the same way. What we saw, what it means, what we would do. Every claim cited back to its source. No slide deck.

Written reportSample · Not a real shop
A plumbing shop · Mid-size US cityChecked against 28 source facts

Good at the work, quiet on the outside: calls roll to voicemail, the form sleeps through weekends, and nothing on the site shows or asks for a review.

Modelled annual leak$110,000 – $180,000 a year
  1. No booking option and no short form, a customer ready to book still has to phone.

    The jobs that start at ten at night go to whoever answers.

    We runA booking link and text-back on your own number, answered inside minutes.

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  2. The only way to reach the shop is a form fill.

    A Saturday inquiry sits until Monday. By then she has booked whoever wrote back.

    We runForms, calls and texts answered on your own number, booked when your rules are clear and sent to your phone when they are not.

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  3. The site names eleven towns it covers. No structured data names any of them.

    Google has to guess where the shop works, the listing drifts from what the site says.

    We runLocalBusiness markup naming the real towns, then kept in line.

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  4. Nothing on the site shows a review or asks for one.

    Proof of the work is invisible, and nobody is asking after a paid job.

    We runOne review ask, sent after a job is paid. Not a review farm.

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Sample findings, shortened. A real report runs longer, cites every claim back to its source, and is specific to your shop. Read a full report →

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The deep scanFree
How many of you
What is leaking tick what is true, this is what the report prices
Getting found and getting answered
What only lives in heads
Quoting and getting paid
The chase
Running the thing

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