Tuesday, 9:14 pm

“Hey, is anyone there?Need a quote on the Johnson job.”

Answered in 0:41. Qualified. Booked into tomorrow's calendar. You were at dinner.

$500

/ mo, flat

No seats. No setup fee. Cancel anytime.
Less than one part-timer's two days — it runs every day.

Book a 30-min call or just name the chore →

Less than a part-timer's two days. Runs every day.

Not licenses, not “strategy.” Specific work, taken off your desk and run by systems we build, watch, and fix — in your tools, under your name, from week two.

  • 01Every inquiry answered in under a minutevia the AI agent wired to your inbox and calendar — 24/7
  • 02Every invoice paid without you chasingissued on time, followed up automatically until it settles
  • 03No lead ever going coldfollow-up sequences that touch each one until it's booked or dead
  • 04Your Friday report, already in your inboxone page, every week, assembled by the system — not by you
  • 05A website that actually capturesedits and landing pages, wired into the same lead pipeline
  • 06Clean, current customer recordsdeduped, enriched, and synced across your tools

Everything above is included in the rate. Nothing below the line ever shows up as an add-on.

Statement summary

Busywork, done for you
every day
Coverage
24/7
Setup fee
$0
Seats, tiers, add-ons
none
Lock-in
none
Total due, monthly$500

One recovered lead usually covers the month.

Full terms, one section down

The difference

Same week.
Two ways to run it.

Left: the week you know. Right: the same week with the system on. Nothing here is a promise we can't demo on a call.

14h→0hof weekly busywork, illustrative shape — not a promised metric
A new lead lands at 9pm
By handSits until someone checks the inbox tomorrow.
With AcediaAnswered, qualified, and booked in under a minute.
A repeat question arrives
By handSomebody digs up last month's reply and retypes it.
With AcediaAnswered instantly from your own knowledge base.
An invoice goes out
By handSent late, chased from memory, reconciled by hand.
With AcediaSent on time, chased automatically, reconciled for you.
Friday afternoon
By handHalf a day stitching numbers into a report.
With AcediaThe report is already in your inbox. It sent itself.

Every line on the right can be shown live on a 30-minute call.

Receipts

Systems that ran this week.

Not demos. Not mockups. Systems that ran this week, for businesses like yours — and what changed the day they switched on.

See the flat rate
01

Brightside Dental

Dental practice

The messNew-patient leads sat in a shared inbox for hours. By the time anyone replied, the patient had already called the practice down the street.

What runs insteadA 24/7 agent answers every inquiry in under two minutes, qualifies it, and books the appointment straight into the calendar.

6 h → 2 minlead response time

02

Okonkwo Realty

Realty brokerage

The messFollow-up emails that never got sent, invoices chased from memory, listings re-typed into three different systems.

What runs insteadFollow-ups fire on a schedule the team set once. Invoices chase themselves. One entry, everywhere it needs to be.

0follow-ups dropped since go-live

03

Beyond Lines

Content studio

The messCuration and weekly publishing ate one full working day, every single week — the owner's day.

What runs insteadAn automated pipeline curates sources and ships the brand voice across channels on schedule.

1 day → 20 minweekly publishing effort

Visit live →

+ 44 more businesses on the system. Beyond Lines and Unhireable are our own products — shown so you can click them and verify they run.

The first 60 days, dated.

The “how does this actually start” question, answered with dates instead of reassurances.

  1. Day 030-minute scoping callYou name the busiest part of your week. We say what we'd automate first, what it runs on, and whether the rate pays for itself. If it wouldn't, you hear it on this call.
  2. Days 1–7Access & auditRead-only access to the inbox, CRM, and calendar. We map the chores as they actually happen — no workshops, no forms.
  3. Days 8–14First automation liveThe agent starts answering real inquiries under your name. You watch it work; you can override anything.
  4. Day 30First statementOne page: what ran, what it touched, what's next. If the page is empty, you shouldn't be paying — and you can cancel with everything intact.
  5. Days 31–60Second automation shipsNext chore off the list — invoicing, follow-ups, reporting — same flat line, nothing added to the bill.

After day 60, one new system ships each month, same rate. You can pause or cancel any month — the code, the data, and the agents built so far stay with you.

The rate

$500a month. That's the whole pricing page.

No tiers to compare, no sales call to decode, no per-seat math to audit. Flat like your phone line — because busywork is a utility, not a project.

Founding rate · locked for the life of your account

Amount due, monthly$500
  • One active AI agent or automation shipped each month
  • Landing pages and conversion improvements
  • CRM, Slack, email, and reporting wired together
  • Monitoring, tuning, and fixes — we watch it, not you
  • Human reply inside 24 h on your Slack channel
  • No per-seat fees, no surprise invoices — you own everything
Start at $500/mo

One 30-minute scoping call. If we can't take real work off your plate, we'll tell you on the call.

Fine print, read out loud

The questions everyone asks before signing.

Start

Bring one chore.
Leave with a plan.

Thirty minutes. You name the busiest part of your week; we say exactly what we'd automate first, what it would run on, and whether the $500 pays for itself. If it wouldn't, we say so.

Start — one 30-min call hi@acediahq.com

What happens after you write

  1. Within 24 ha human replies — US time zones
  2. This week30-minute call, your calendar link
  3. Week onescoped plan: first automation, deadline, price (still $500)
  4. Week twofirst system live in your tools

If we're wrong about the fit, the call costs you 30 minutes and a decent conversation. That's the worst case.