AcediaHQ

We find it, we fix it, then we run it.

The scan is free and stays free. After that it is $2,500 to fix what it found and $997 a month to keep it running. We never need your bank, your card or your ad account. And none of it is advice. Every line is something we go and do.

01We tell you

The scan

Free

We read your shop from the outside the way a customer does, then write down what is broken, what it is costing you, and what we would do about it.

  • Your site: where enquiries go, what happens after hours
  • Your Google listing and the towns you actually cover
  • Your reviews: how many, how recent, who answers them
  • Your marketing: what is running, what is stale
  • A written report, in plain English, that is yours to keep
What you hand over

Nothing. No login, no call, no card.

Ask for the scan
02We do the work

We fix it and run it

$2,500setup, then $997/mo

Setup covers the first fixes off your report, built and live. After that we keep them running and take one more thing off the report every month, in whatever order you want.

  • Every inbound channel answered: calls, texts, emails, website forms
  • Booked when your rules are clear, sent to your phone when they are not
  • Review asks after a paid job, so your listing stops going stale
  • Your Google listing kept in line with the towns you really cover
  • Invoice chase out of your existing billing, so the unpaid pile stops growing
  • Your Google listing posted to with real photos of real jobs, so it does not look abandoned
  • Job photos cropped, labelled and captioned from the shots on your phone
  • One more thing off your report each month, you choose which
  • One text a week: what came in, what booked, and what did not run
What you hand over

A login to your site, or one DNS record if we are building the page. Manager access to your Google listing, which you can revoke in a click. Never your card, your bank or your ad account.

First ten shops keep $997 for as long as they stay.

Ask for the scan first
03We build it

Built for your shop

From $1,500quoted per job

Most of what a shop needs, we have already built and can switch on. When you need something that does not exist yet, we build it for your shop specifically and quote it before we start.

  • Scoped and quoted as a fixed price, so there is no meter running
  • Half on order, half when it is live
  • Built on your accounts, the same as everything else
  • Once we have run it for two shops it joins the list above at no extra cost
What you hand over

Whatever the job needs, agreed in writing first. Nothing more.

Not included in the monthly. Always a number you agreed first.

Tell us what you need

How you see it work before you hand anything over.

The awkward part of buying this is obvious: we are strangers asking about your shop. So the trial is built so you give us nothing.

When we build your page at setup, the form on it is ours to answer. So for the first fortnight we answer what comes through it, read it, qualify it, book it if your rules are clear, text you if they are not. No number to forward. No calendar to share. Nothing to revoke afterwards.

You watch it handle real enquiries from real customers on your own site, and then you decide whether you want the phone part too.

The terms, in full.

We spent five years building this to run our own work. We are only now opening it to trade shops, which is the honest reason the first ten keep this rate, you are early, and early is worth something to us.

The scan costs nothing and you keep the report either way. If you want us to run it, setup is $2,500 and then $997 a month, less than half an office hire, and you can walk away at the end of any month with everything still in your accounts.

What it costs

The scan
Free. You keep the report whether you hire us or not.
Setup
$2,500 once. The first fixes off your report, built and live.
The rate
The first ten shops keep $997 for as long as they stay.
Custom work
Quoted as a project, from $1,500. Nothing custom is billed without a number you agreed first.

When you pay

First bill
The month the first thing goes live in your tools. Not before.
Leaving
Cancel any month. Everything stays in your accounts.

How it runs

Week one
The first thing off your report. Then one more each month.
Pace
As fast as you hand over access. No fixed-day promise.
The call
Thirty minutes, with the person who builds it. Not a salesperson.
In no tier, at any price
  • Your ad spend, ever
  • Your card or your bank
  • Quoting your jobs
  • Hiring your techs
  • A dashboard to log into
  • A person in a chair
  • A list of suggestions and an invoice
  • Custom work you did not agree a price for

Not sure which one? Ask for the scan. The report tells you which of these you actually need, and it is free either way.

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